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TEST #3
Date:  Friday, May 3rd, 2013
Location:  A Marriott in Bakersfield, California
Event:  Southwest Section Meeting 99s
Heather and Moe share a hotel room for the first time. 
      Will the snoring take precedence over any flying experience?  Who will use the most towels?  Why do women have such heavy luggage?  (Because we can).
       Unfortunately, Heather and Moe will never be participants in a reality TV show with viral videos on YouTube for screaming hysterically at each other.  Heather somehow tolerated Moe's chatting about the meetings and Moe slept soundly through both pilot's snoring.  Ear plugs are a girl's best friend in a hotel room besides a feather-free pillow. 
TEST #3 Complete.  The aviatrixes can share a hotel room.
But the ultimate test will come next...can the 2 tom-girls shop together for matching outfits for the ARC banquet????

TEST #2
Date:  Saturday, April 27th, 2013
Location:  Northern Nevada somewhere between Winnemucca and Lovelock, 7,500 msl, 140+ knots
Setting:  Piper Dakota
Pilots:  Heather (left seat), Moe (right seat)

After a successful albeit not graceful landing at Lovelock (KLOL) by Moe, we find our pilots racing back to Winnnemucca attempting to simulate the cross country race.  Discussions ensued on how to divide the navigation and flying.  For the non-pilots in the audience this is called CRM - cockpit resource management, sometimes known as "how not to punch the pilot next to you".  The ladies had already agreed that they would split the PIC (pilot in command) duties.
   Heather, "Well, whoever is not flying will jot down our flight info and handle the radios, right?".  Moe, "Right.  Hey!  I get to be first officer when you're flying!".
   Heather, "Yeh, so that makes you Moe - First Officer.  HA!  Moe-FO!".  Fortunately, Moe had followed her mother's advice for all long trips and taken a rest room break before entering the vehicle.  Otherwise she might have peed her pants laughing.
  And that's how we end up with the ARC nicknames, HezMo and MoeFo.
TEST #2 complete.  Nicknames acquired.

(we fast forward now to catch our pilots in Winnemucca, Nevada)
TEST #1
Date:  Saturday, April 20th, 2013
Location:  Winnemucca Airport (KWMC)
Background:  Other than a short flight with an instructor in Moe's plane a year before, Heather and Moe have not flown together before.  Ever.
Setting:  After a short flight from Reno (KRNO), Moe has landed her Cessna 182.  As if assigned to the queen, Heather and her husband lead the procession with their Jeep to show Moe the way to their hangar.  After some brief hugs and howdy-dos, Moe's training in Heather's beautiful Piper Dakota begins.

     Imagine if you will, our intrepid pilots pile into the small plane.  Heather's husband will be the instructor (who the heck flies a plane from the left seat anyway?).  Heather takes a back seat (can't see out the front very well from here!).  Moe takes up position as the first officer in the right seat (this plane is so clean I'm afraid to use my pen on my kneeboard paper!).
     There was one serious problem with flying this small plane that was unlike any flying Moe had experienced before.
     Keep the pointy end forward and the dirty side down
Moe, "Um, guys, uh...there's no dirty side.  How do you fly this thing, anyway?"

     TEST #1 Complete.
Amazingly we all lived through the experience.  Heather's husband was a calm, thoughtful instructor, Heather did not scream unnecessarily and Moe did not leave any pen marks on the upholstery.  SUCCESS!